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Privacy Policy

This privacy policy governs your interactions with this website, herein referred to as "this website", "it", "the website", "this page".

Your personal information:

This website uses Cloudflare (you can see their privacy policy here). Cloudflare may collect this basic information about your connection, which is stored for up to 24 hours:

Please don't send me your personal information. I do not want your personal information. I have a hard enough time keeping track of my own personal information, let alone yours.
If you do send your personal information, or any identifying information, i will forget it immediately. The next time i see you, i will struggle to remember who you are, and try desperately to get through the conversation.

Tracking pixels and cookies:

This website uses cookies provided by Cloudflare to protect from attacks (you can see their privacy policy here).
It also places pixels on your screen in order to form text and images, some of which may remain in your memory after you close the page.
It also may use local storage on your device if i run low on disk space on my end.

How to manage your cookies:

You can set your browser not to accept cookies and/or remove cookies from your browser. However, when protecting from DDoS attacks, the website may not function as a result, and your browser may become malnutritioned.

Consent:

For users who are citizens of the European Union, this website will request your permission before initiating organ harvesting.

Limitations:

This privacy policy has not been evaluated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
This website is designed to treat, cure, and prevent any disease.

Privacy policies of other websites:

This website contains links to other websites. This privacy policy applies only to this website, so if you click on a link to another website, you should read their privacy policy.

Changes to this privacy policy:

This website keeps its privacy policy under regular review and places any updates on this page. This privacy policy was last updated on 3 July 2024.

Contact:

If you have any questions about this privacy policy, the data held on you, or you would like to exercise one of your data protection rights, please do not hesitate to contact me.
E-mail: [email protected] OpenPGP

How to contact the appropriate authority:

Should you wish to report a complaint or if you feel that i have not addressed your concern in a satisfactory manner, you may contact the Information Commissioner’s Office.
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